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Problems with being a male

Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title
The person who wrote this used the British version of 'favor' because they spelled it with a 'u'. Also all of these problems are due to this false ideal of what it means 'to be a man'.

Reblogged 10 hours ago from optimism-for-hire

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

Let’s not forget the porn, crazy fandoms, cats, porn, crazy fandoms, and porn. Really a bulk of Tumblr is crazy fandoms with a small part of Tumblr being porn.

Reblogged 10 hours ago from optimism-for-hire

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billaba:

a boy and his box, off to see the universe.

Reblogged 1 day ago from doctorwho

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optimism-for-hire:

How much easier would life be if women were allowed to be as open with their sexual urges as guys were, and guys were allowed to be more open with their emotions as women are?

I mean, of course each already are, but usually in a moment of confidence with the one they love.

We’re human. We have emotions and we like to fuck. Why hide it.

TL;DR I hate society. It’s boring.

Society is a bitch. Why do we listen to her?

I think we find that more only in the US. Either way, fuck society.

Reblogged 2 days ago from optimism-for-hire

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Thoughts by people on Yahoo buying Tumblr

Posted 2 days ago

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Missed Warehouse 13 because the hotel we were at didn’t have the channel. Things I give up for my brother. Just kidding about the last part I am so proud of him

Posted 2 days ago

So my brother is graduating this Monday so the college has a a weekend of celebrations and award ceremonies which is fine. Only thing is that the one above (a really pointless ball more for the graduates) that I was dragged to. It started at 8PM. Same time as Doctor Who. A few days ago I casually mentioned it to my family who just told me to deal with it and TiVo it like I did last week. Well last week the TiVo didn’t work so I had to get it online. Go figure it sucked so my parents and I only stayed for an hour. We got back to the hotel at 9PM. At least I checked in with Get Glue so I have the season finale sticker. Hope the TiVo worked.

Posted 4 days ago

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doctor who, doctor who problems,

I smell apples and shtako.: Reblog this if you'll still be active in the Warehouse 13 fandom after the last episode airs

danielihautequest:

absedarian:

fuckyeahpikacha:

I’ll more than likely be a wreck of apples and chess pieces and manip the rest of my life away

I’ll be here … well, after a short recovery period. We’ll manip and write our own WH13 universe until WE say it’s over …

Surely!…

I will only think of artifact ideas since I already have.

(Source: feliciadayismypatronus)

Reblogged 6 days ago from nerdsbianisms

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broadwaykimmy:

h31r0fd00m:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

I’ll waste the lot of you

Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

NYET.

3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER.

What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

… <3

Ladies and gentlemen. The men of Tumblr.

Well technicality if you know how flintlocks work then you know that the wood does not have anything to do with the firing mechanism itself. Thus the sonic can disable it by locking the firing mechanism so it does not move at all.

(Source: bulletbakas)

Reblogged 1 week ago from deepintothisdarknesspeering

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Can all Warehouse 13 fans who see this reblog it and follow me? We need to unite at this time even more than before. Plus I don’t have enough Warehouse 13 stuff in my feed. Warehouse 13 forever.

Posted 1 week ago

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Warehouse 13, warehouse13,